At the X Factor


Simon: I wasnt expecting that

Me: *continues jacking off on the stage*

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those textbooks that rip out your soul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)

(via thathilariousasian)


when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via ilikemygirlsdeadxo)

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

(Source: swolizard, via late9ight)